Don't ask me

The story of how the Jonas Brothers are planning to kill us all.

• Jonas Brothers: Let's give our fans a heart attack. 3, 2, 1, go.
• [In December]
• Joe & Nick: First of all, we'll go to dinner together after months so that fans can see new Joick pictures and faint.
• Someone: Oh, hey, let's leak Dance Until Tomorrow!
• [In March]
• Joe, Nick & Kevin: JOBRO REUNION TIME.
• Jonas Brothers: Let's tweet about writing together!
• Jonas Brothers: #JB2012!
• Jonas Brothers: And let's tweet a picture, and maybe take a video of us recording!
• Jonas: Okay, now let's give them a little break to regain their senses.
• [In April]
• Jonas Brothers: Let's tweet #JBAprilWriting!
• Joe: Live chat next month!
• Jonas Brothers: New website! jonasbrothers2012.com!
• Jonas Brothers: So, we changed our logo.
• Jonas Brothers: New slogan! Forward Together 2012!
• Jonas Brothers: Oh, look, new picture of us!
• Kevin and Danielle: Hey, we're getting a reality show! Married To Jonas!
• Kevin and Danielle: Oh, hey! Look, time for pictures of our reality show!
• Jonas Brothers: I think that's enough for now.
• Jonas Brothers: ...Or is it?